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CraftyToilets: Where Germans design toilets and we craft the funniest adventures!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old toilets that just whisk away your business without giving you a chance to really appreciate it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have toilets specially designed for Germans so they can get up close and personal with their poop before sending it on its way. Join us for the ultimate poop inspection experience!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Lia’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe, where only the most elite gamers are allowed to enter! This server is so top-secret, even girls are banned (sorry ladies, no entry for you)! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our fearless leader, Lia Liker, is a gaming goddess who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges. She’s like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and summoning dragons with just a flick of her wrist. Plus, she’s got a new t-shirt for sale that will make you look cooler than a polar bear in shades.

But that’s not all – get ready for Phase Wars 2, the most intense battle royale you’ve ever seen. Lia is also working on a brand new outfit and an original song that will blow your mind in 2024. And don’t forget, she’ll be taking a break to travel to Japan and recharge her gaming batteries.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the epic saga that is Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. Just remember, only Lia can truly love you – all other girls are just NPCs in the game of life. Let’s do this!

FairyCraft: Where Every Day is Fairy Friday!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s Fairy Friday every day! That’s right, we have a whole bunch of fairy characters running around causing mischief and spreading glitter everywhere. Join us for a magical experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fairy Queen, who grants wishes to all players who can find her hidden castle. Rumor has it that she once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun. So come join us and see if you can earn a wish from the Fairy Queen herself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing fairies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fairy fun begin!

Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

Ace, ÆLF, ÆS, aesir, angel, angle, Anglo, are, Ares, armor, Arrow, Aryan, AVRA, AVRVM, blocks, building, CAIRE, CAR, Cardiac, career, Carry, cart, Chariot, CHVRN, COVRAGE, Crafty, Cross, eagle, Earl, Earn, england, English, ERILAZ, EROS, Gear, hate, Heart, Hero, HERVLI, Honor, Horse, HVRRY, iran, Iranian, ireland, MARINA, mere, Nazis, NJÖRÐR, north, OAR, OVR, PARTVM, Reign, RHINE, river, TOWTO, TVATH, tyr, United, VRN, 𐌸𐌹𐌿𐌸

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3997
Star Shards Collected:	78	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the legends of old? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the spirit of the mighty Aryans, Anglo-Saxons, and more! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where honor, heroism, and courage reign supreme.

Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!

Minecrafty McFortnite’s Funhouse – Where Creepers Do the Floss!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it makes the Fortnite Festival Season 2 look like a tea party. Join us and connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while mining diamonds?

We have a stat tracker that will make you feel like a god among mortals, and leaderboards that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Our interactive map and challenges will keep you entertained for hours on end, and our mission alerts for StW will have you surviving hordes like a pro.

But that’s not all – we also have Rocket Racing Neon Rush where you can light up the night with your speed and skills. And if that’s not enough, we have a Fortnite Crew subscription that will make you feel like the Greek god Ares himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unlock your talent like Lady Gaga at the Fortnite Festival Season 2. This server is so awesome, even Avatar: The Last Airbender would be jealous of our god mythics vaulted. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NightmareCraft: Where even your dreams are pixelated and creepily hilarious!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ores Mined:	2872
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Love Letters Sent:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have a nightmare again! Our virtual world is so enchanting that even your dreams will be jealous. Say goodbye to schizophrenia and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? Trust us, your dreams will thank you for joining our server.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ with ‘i like bad girls’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a little bit of danger? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you bad girls out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mischievous pranks, and epic battles. Our community is full of rebellious players who aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble and break all the rules. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered by the most daring and cunning players.

So if you’re a bad girl looking for some thrills and excitement in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared to unleash your inner rebel and embrace the chaos!

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

Adventures, Affection, Bonding, Buddies, chums, closeness, companions, Companionship, Connection, Egos, Epic, Friends, friendship, Get it, humor, inside jokes, Laughter, love, Minecraft, PALS, relationships, Stroke, StrokeCraft, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

FoxyCraft: Where Furry Foxes Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are boring old pigs and cows? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a whole pack of furry foxes! These mischievous little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to build your dream world.

But that’s not all – these foxes aren’t your average Minecraft animals. They can talk, dance, and even play the banjo! You’ll never have a dull moment with these furry friends by your side.

So come join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there, where the foxes are friendly and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a fox!

Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.