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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9350 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.