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Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Potions Brewed:	124
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Crops Grown:	6194	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

annexation, diplomatic tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international condemnation, international law, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land appropriation, legalization, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, MODERN, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political controversy, Server, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank settlements

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mines Excavated:	3821
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6589

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

Afghan girls, Afghan women, Afghanistan, build ties, CraftyTalibanHideout, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, gender equality, global perspectives, harsh edicts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamic law, political conflict, religious extremism, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban rule, West, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

aging, biological flaw, brain health, broad potential, cognitive decline, conditions, cure, dementia, dementia with Lewy bodies, dlb, drug therapy, Drugs, enlarged prostate, Healthcare, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, prostate medication, ProstatePotion, risk reduction, side effects, study, Treatment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

Bidens, big, big oil, big pharma, big tranny, campaign contributions, campaign finance, conflicts of interest, corporate influence, ethical concerns, government transparency, influence peddling, joe biden, lobbying, Minecraft, money in politics, Oil, Options, Pharma, political corruption, political ethics., political scandals, presidential candidates, Server, special interests, trump

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian behavior, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian identity, Christian influence, Christian Lifestyle, Christian perspective, Christian principles, Christian theocracy, Christian upbringing, Christian values, Christianity, Church, faith in God, Holycraft, Minecraft, practising Christian, president, Religion, religious beliefs, religious practices, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6885
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Votes:	9053

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4889

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!