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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3674 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a dimly lit cave. 2. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. 3. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. 4. Our server events are crazier than a creeper on a trampoline. 5. The banlists on our server change more often than a cat changes sleeping spots. 6. Our server decklists are so meta, they’ll make your opponents cry more than when they lose to a baby zombie. 7. We have upcoming releases that are more exciting than finding a hidden stronghold. 8. Our server events are more epic than a dragon fight in the End.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!