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Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3786
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	5632
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7498
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!