join our epic minecraft server where we test your SHEDDER STATUS by seeing how many SKIN CELLS you leave behind in the game! we use this info to track your every move and determine if you are a true CRIME SCENE MASTERMIND or just a noob! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart our DNA profiling system! it’s like CSI meets Minecraft, but way more ridiculous! sign up now for a chance to prove your innocence or guilt in the most bizarre way possible!
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ShedderCraft: DNA Profiling Server
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BioTechCraft
So, like, u wanna join dis freakin’ awesome Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, dis place is like a crazy mix of biology and nanotech! Yea, you heard me right! Picture dis: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret lab where mutant chickens are takin’ over the world! And don’t even get me started on the giant bacteria mobs that roam the land, causin’ chaos wherever they go. But hey, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, dis server is the place to be. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!
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GenomeGigabyteCraft
OMG, dis server be like da biggest genome sequenced so far, but in Minecraft form! We got lungfish DNA up in dis piece, 180 gigabases in each cell, like whaaat?! Join dis server if u wanna swim in da gene pool of craziness and build ur own mutant creatures! We got DNA splicing parties every Friday night, where we mix and match genes to create da ultimate Minecraft monstrosities! So come on down and get yo genetic freak on, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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SpermCraft: No Sister Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!
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GeneticLotteryWinLose
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.
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TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!
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GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis
lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!
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MoonBioVault: Minecraft’s Lunar Backup
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is literally out of this world? well, do i have the server for u! we got scientists and lunar biorepositories and all that fancy stuff.imagine this: u mining ur diamonds and suddenly u get transported to the moon where u gotta fight off aliens to save the biodiversity of earth. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a regular day on our server!
we got preserved cells and DNA and all that jazz to make sure that even if earth goes kaboom, we still got life safe and sound on the moon. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s literally saving the world?
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re going to the moon and beyond!
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BabyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.
So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!
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ViralCraft: DNA Survival
yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!