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Serial Killer Stupidity Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where 60s and 70s serial killers are running amok, but get this – they’re all really dumb! Like, they can’t even figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe. Join us for some killer laughs and wacky adventures as we try to survive in this crazy world. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon some ancient DNA that could unlock the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart these not-so-smart killers! -
Nordic DNA Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today! -
LoveRiskMinecraftSMP
OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s literally the craziest place ever, like, I once saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while singing the national anthem backwards. It was wild, bro.But seriously, this server is like the ultimate love story. You gotta take risks, man. Like, one time I built a giant heart out of diamonds for my crush on the server and she was like, “OMG, marry me in Minecraft!” And I was like, “HECK YEAH!”
So, if you wanna take risks for love and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the love and chaos of this Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. 😉🔥🎉
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CrazyCraftersUnited
CrazyCraftersUnited, mental health diagnosis, mental illness, mental health disorders, cognitive functioningAre you tired of living in a world where eating pizza for breakfast isn’t considered normal behavior? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your pizza-loving flag fly high as we embrace all forms of breakfast madness.But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest player on the server in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of candy canes and gingerbread – it’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible and breakfast pizza is always on the menu. You won’t regret it!
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YemenMissileDefenseCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BEST DEFENSE SYSTEM IN DA WORLD, WE INTERCEPT MISSILES LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, WE’RE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN MINECRAFT. COME JOIN US AND FEEL THE THRILL OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM YEMEN MISSILES. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC ADVENTURE! -
Impalas vs Chevy Impalas Server
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more creepers than a taylor swift album, i swear! like, u gonna be runnin from them like u run from ur responsibilities, fam. and our diamond mines are so lit, u gonna be blingin like a disco ball in no time. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars. it’s like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow in a field of diamonds, i’m tellin ya. so come join us, cuz on this server, we don’t just play minecraft, we live it. -
CraftopiaMC
CraftopiaMC is a Quality Public Earth SMP Server available for both Java Players can explore a 1:500 scale map of Earth, build in real-world locations, and protect their land from griefers. The server features land claiming, an in-game auction house, a marketplace, towny and MCMMO features.
144.217.233.1:25593
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Simply Vanilla
Simply Vanilla Server
Overview We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof. Server Information:
IP:
simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
Gameplay:
Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players caught hacking will be banned.
Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?
A: No, duping items is also not allowed on the server. Players found duping items will be subject to punishment.
Q: How big is the world map?
A: The map size is 10 TB+, providing a vast world for exploration and building.
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Forgive Her Village 1.20.4
forgiveness and self-improvement, forgiveness in relationships, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness and trust, forgiveness and growthLol, bruh you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your anime waifu forgiveness needs.We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?
Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.
Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.