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  • CarCraze Minecraft Server

    CarCraze Minecraft Server
    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.

    Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?

    So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HubbyTicketFunMoneyAITAH

    HubbyTicketFunMoneyAITAH
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos. We have a joint account system where 95% of your in-game earnings go into a shared pot, while the remaining 5% is split evenly between you and your virtual spouse. Use the shared funds for necessities like building materials and food, and the fun money for, well, fun stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    But wait, there’s more! Just like in real life, you’ll have to renew your virtual car registration every year. Forget to do it on time and you might get pulled over by a virtual cop and fined in-game! Will you pay for the registration on time, or risk getting a ticket and losing precious in-game currency?

    And here’s the kicker – if you fail to renew your registration on time, you’ll have to use your hard-earned fun money to pay the fine! That’s right, no free passes here. Learn the consequences of your actions in a hilarious and entertaining way.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of managing your virtual finances while navigating the ups and downs of virtual married life. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoKiddieWatch2021

    NoKiddieWatch2021
    Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

    And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

    So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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