Dmitri Simes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, criminal activity, Dmitri Simes, FBI raids, foreign interference, Government, intelligence agencies, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, media coverage, MUELLER REPORT, national security, political analyst, political scandal, public figure, Russia collusion, Russian-American, search warrant, suspicious activity, Trump Campaign

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

RespawnRemembrance

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Character, contributions, deeds, epitaph, Impact, influence, lasting impression, Legacy, life story, loved ones, Memories, Personality, reflections, relationships, Remembrance, reputation, RespawnRemembrance, Tribute, VALUES

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	1727	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being just another blocky face in the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be remembered for the craziest reasons imaginable!

Join us and become the legendary player who built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or the fearless warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Your exploits will be talked about for generations to come!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can be a Minecraft superstar on our server? Join now and start creating your own epic tales that will go down in blocky history!

KawaiiCraft: Zelenskyy’s Allies

Alliance, Allies, Asia-Pacific, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic communication, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Japan, KawaiiCraft, Kishida, ongoing support, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	153
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	283

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then u gotta join this one! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, i’m tellin ya.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.

Propaganda Palace Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, CCP spying tool, Censorship, changtok, digital privacy, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, Kek, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, online surveillance, Palace, political agenda, political manipulation, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, russniggers, Server, social media, social media manipulation, US propaganda

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just a front for CCP spying? Look no further, because our server is definitely not that! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Stop Making Fun Minecraft SMP

Colonialism, Conquistadors, culture, discrimination, European, Fun, heritage, History, imperialism, Lands, latin, making, Minecraft, peoples, Román, SEÑOOOOOR, señor, smp, Spanish, STOP, stop making fun, tradcath, White, why are they like this

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	1505
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server where we have white tradcath European Spanish Latin Roman conquistadors running around causing chaos! Senooooor, they are always up to no good, but hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can witness crazy conquistadors in action?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of craziness. And don’t worry, we promise not to let the conquistadors take over the server…or do we? Muahahaha! So come on, senooooor, join us and see what madness awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

KickOutKids Minecraft Server

KickOutKids, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of living in a boring old house with just your SO? Want to spice things up with a 30-something-year-old daughter and an 8-year-old granddaughter who do absolutely nothing but mooch off of you? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a year and a half of non-stop drama and resentment as you try to navigate the delicate balance of supporting a grown adult who refuses to lift a finger. Watch as your relationship with your SO is put to the ultimate test, all while questioning if you’re just being grumpy and irritable or if your feelings are actually valid.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of constantly being labeled as the asshole, even by your own family members, for simply wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. And don’t forget about the joy of supplying everything for their upkeep while they contribute absolutely nothing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of patience and sanity!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, Bipolar, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, Friends, mental health, mental health issues, military boot camp, mutual friends, Obsession, Posting, relationships, setting boundaries, sobbing, social media, Support, turning on me, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond block! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy love triangle story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend is off at military boot camp, leaving you to fend off a girl named Pam who just can’t seem to get enough of him. She’s posting sobbing videos, causing chaos, and you’re caught in the middle of it all. Will you set boundaries and stand your ground, or will you let the drama take over?

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Will Pam and Dan’s friendship survive? Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama? Find out on our server, where every block you break could lead to a new scandal!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!

Back2Craft2012

Alternate Reality, Back2Craft2012, Childhood, daydreaming, favorite year, historical moments, Nostalgia, past memories, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, temporal displacement, time capsule, Time Loop, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel paradox, time warp, Wishful thinking, wistful longing, yearning for the past

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

If you could go back to any year, why not go back to the year when our Minecraft server was born? Picture this: a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Join us on this wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and tame a pet dragon named Fluffy. So why go back to any old year when you can go back to the year of endless fun and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will make your future self jealous!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Votes:	2890
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

love.zrich.ru

Crafty FGO Alter – Minecraft Server

Advanced Quest, Alter, Atlantis, Campaign, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Interlude Timeline, Lostbelt No.5, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis) in Minecraft form! Dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off sea monsters and mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! We also have a Singularity Repair Support Campaign where you can earn special rewards by completing quests and challenges. And don’t forget about our Advanced Quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits.

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that we have a Coin Calculator that will help you become the richest player on the server! Or our Damage Calculator that will make sure you’re always one step ahead in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelatedPleasure Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, addiction treatment, adult content, Censorship, digital addiction, gaming addiction, gaming addiction awareness, gaming addiction intervention, gaming addiction prevention., gaming addiction support, Gaming Community, gaming culture, mental health, Minecraft, online gaming, online pornography, PixelatedPleasure, porn addiction, sexual content, smp, Social Impact, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being bombarded with pixelated porn in every corner of the gaming world? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky horny men trying to ruin your gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!