Dmitri Simes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their banana-shaped hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

BroGfNotFamCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	517619
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2458	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience all the chaos of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual house with a single mom, her two kids, and her mooching brother who brings along his pregnant girlfriend without even giving a heads up. The girlfriend starts causing trouble, the kids are fed up, and the mom is just trying to keep it all together while also attending funerals and dealing with family drama.

But wait, there’s more! Will the girlfriend finally be kicked out? Will the brother stand up for his lady love? Will the kids start a rebellion against the unwanted guests? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more wild than a herd of creepers on a rampage, come join us and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, arguments, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. See you in the game!

AfraidCraft: Fear Factor

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Animals Bred:	186	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6841

When you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of creepers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Anti-Creeper Pit” feature that turns those explosive jerks into fluffy bunnies! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Creeper vs Panda: Cold War Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Hey you! YES, YOU! Do you want to join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even leaked Russian documents are talking about it! Apparently, the Russians are super worried about the Chinese trying to take over this server because it’s just THAT awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted superpowers like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can battle zombie chickens and evil llamas. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Chinese players trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. Let’s goooooo!

Fentycraft: Where Breaking Bad Meets Minecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs fly helicopters. we got diamonds for days and lava for nights.

why join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. but beware, the candy zombies will try to eat you, so bring your sweet tooth and your sword.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena? it’s lit, fam.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, in breaking bad (2012), fentanyl wasn’t mentioned once. so why not join our server instead?

ShowCarry Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where players can experience the thrill of being carried by a magical flying unicorn! That’s right, forget about walking or riding horses, on this server, you will be soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic unicorn named Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare diamond-encrusted skeleton busting a move on the dance floor.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be carried by a show-stopping unicorn. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else!

CherryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	105
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Don rules with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond sword, who knows)! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic mafia-themed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Don rode into town on a pig named Tony, wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds. He declared himself the ruler of the server and promised riches beyond your wildest dreams to anyone who joined his crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can chow down on the most delicious pixelated pizza you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where you can gamble your diamonds away in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe. Long live the Don!

ExGfBegging4Help LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even TikTok couldn’t keep up with.

Imagine a world where exes team up to make you the villain in their social media saga. You’ll be dodging hate comments like a pro while building your empire block by block.

But wait, there’s more! Watch out for micro-influencers trying to take you down with their TikTok tricks. Will you rise above the drama or get caught in their web of lies?

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a drama-defying hero! Who needs sleep when you can be packing orders and taking down TikTok tyrants? Let’s build a world where laughter is the best revenge.

MailmanMayhem

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mailman is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and strange adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the virtual world, when suddenly the mailman pulls up in his van and offers you chocolate. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s not just any mailman, he’s a secret agent on a mission to deliver sweet treats to all the neighborhood kids! Will you accept his offer, or will you run for the hills?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the mailman is actually a master builder in disguise, using his delivery route to scope out the best building locations in the game. Who knew that delivering mail could be so exciting?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of encountering the mysterious mailman for yourself. Just remember, watch out for snakes – and maybe keep an eye out for any suspicious candy offers from passing vans. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureCraft: No Worries!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you afraid of a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe you’re worried about running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has got you covered! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the impending doom of the world because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying around our server, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake.

So why wait for the end of the world when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Don’t let your fears hold you back, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!