dlsmp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GirlZone Minecraft Server

confinement, confinement facility, Containment Zone, discrimination, gender, Girls, girlzone, institutionalization, ISOLATION, mental health, mental hospital, mental illness, Minecraft, Prison, psychiatric care, Recovery, Server, social norms, society, stigma, Therapy, Treatment, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Votes:	1695	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	2407	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of it as a containment zone for all the crazy and wild players out there! Forget about mental hospitals or prisons, this is where the real fun and madness happens.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. We’ve got lava pits, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.

But beware, the mobs here are no ordinary creatures. We’ve got zombie chickens, exploding sheep, and even a giant squid that likes to photobomb your screenshots.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but normal, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, DPRK films, KimJongCraft, Kino, Korean cinema, Korean cinema analysis, Korean cinema classics, Korean cinema history, Korean cinema recommendations, Korean cinema reviews, Korean cinema suggestions, Korean film culture, Korean film industry, Korean film industry insights, Korean film suggestions, Korean filmography, korean movies, Minecraft, North Korean cinema, North Korean cinema suggestions, North Korean movies, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4907
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	297
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is straight outta the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea! That’s right, we’ve got Kim Jong-un himself as our admin, making sure everything runs smoothly and dictatorially.

Join our server for a chance to mine for rare minerals like uranium and kimchi diamonds. Build your own propaganda tower to show off your loyalty to the Supreme Leader. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly rocket launch competitions, where the winner gets a free trip to space (Disclaimer: trip may involve being launched into orbit against your will).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the true glory of Minecraft, North Korean style! Just remember to always praise the Supreme Leader or risk being banned to the labor camps. Happy mining!

PlateGrabber Minecraft Server

Apology, balance, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, Emotional support, forgiveness, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, girls day out, immaturity, mental health, mental health break, mental health center, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PlateGrabber, self-care, Server, social media, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	311637
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchantments Applied:	172
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your friendships just like Mia and her friend.

Experience the thrill of virtual tapas and drinks with your Minecraft buddies, but be careful not to get too tipsy like Mia did! Who knows what drama might unfold when you least expect it.

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown over a plate of virtual food, where friendships are tested and apologies are sent via text message days later. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join us and find out!

WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	112	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ores Mined:	6927	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	4225	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”