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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Farms Harvested:	116	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	2203	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	711439
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8265	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	38
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9553	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!