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TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9677	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	168	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	933	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Votes:	8585
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!