mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

LabTestLineCutters

Appointment, appointment line, appointment scheduling, Canada, Canadian healthcare, Courtesy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare system, lab test, lab work, LabTestLineCutters, line cutting, line etiquette, medical appointment, patient priority, patient rights, priority, Scheduling, wait time, walk in

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, imposter syndrome, incompetent, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, smp

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Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

BlockyControversy2030

acceptance, BlockyControversy2030, challenging beliefs, CHANGE, controversial, cultural shifts, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Ethics, Evolution, evolving beliefs, Future, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, perspective, progress, social justice, societal norms, taboo, tolerance

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Wolf Smell Incognito

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join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

Foodie Gut Map Craft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

Ayz-World Minecraft server

Ayz-World, disabled end, Java 1.21, minecraft server, Seasons, Survival, Vanilla

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The server is on version JAVA 1.21

Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

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Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

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Corsaire Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Geopolitical Towny server
Setting	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features:

Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

Links:

IP	play.corsairemc.com
Website	corsairemc.com
Discord	discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
Can I form my own nation?	Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
What makes the combat unique?	Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

Oy Vey Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	142	Towns Built:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2686	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Villages Defended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Animals Bred:	69	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

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