Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.
our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.
so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.
Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the only way to gain entry is to defeat the reigning queen in a dance-off competition. That’s right, we settle disputes with sick dance moves here.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what to expect next.
So come join us on our wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!
not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.
so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.
| Server Rules |
|---|
| Must be 16 or older |
| No xray |
| No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission) |
| No griefing of any sorts |
| Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server |
| Know your limits, watch your lag |
| Server Features |
|---|
| Custom and Harder End Dimension |
| Custom Armor and Weapons |
| Proximity Chat Compatible |
| Player Warps & Teleports |
| Calendar Synced Seasons |
| Economy Based Server |
| Custom Portal Shapes |
| Player Jobs & Shops |
| MCMMO |
Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!
Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
