🍆💦DJPINOCHIO Minecraft Servers

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	699
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	112
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	2562
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Expert DJPINOCHIO Minecraft Servers

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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BlockyGrinCraft

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LimoCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyClimateCrisis

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Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

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BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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BrotherlyLoveCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Mines Excavated:	1590
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1