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BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Towns Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchantments Applied:	208
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4114	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	2625	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	274	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mines Excavated:	3633	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	1712	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!