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Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

China, chinkshit, Competition, CREEPERS, Economy, fearmongering, Future, Globalization, Insecurity, international relations, Misinformation, misunderstood, nationalism, Palace, PIXEL, Politics, Poo, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Style, Trade, uncertainty, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

cavemen, Crafty, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, male identity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, MODERN, modern men, Pathetic, Patheticness, personal development, Prove, psychological wellbeing, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3648

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

BannerSim, Barbara, Chaos, character banner, Collaboration Web Event, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Edition, Event, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, gig, guides, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Server, special program, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	633027	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

Anon, anon advice, anon answer, anon come, anon confusion., anon decision, anon dilemma, anon help, anon hesitation, anon invitation, anon question, anon reluctance, anon response, anon shower, anon uncertainty, anon what to do, Anons, antisocial, come with me, madness, Minecraft, shower, what to do

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

Adventure, battle, Chud, ChudCraft, courage, CREEPERS, danceoff, dark forces, destiny, Epic, FANTASY, Hero, Kingdom, legend, Magic, mythical creatures, Prophecy, Quest, Redemption, Resist, sword, The Troonslayer, triumph, warrior

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

Allowed, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Game, hate crimes, hate groups, killing, mental health, patriotism, people, racial tensions, racial violence, radical ideologies, radicalization, Ricecels, Samurai, societal issues, Terrorism, terrorists, violence, western culture, White, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

#youtube, 2views, Attention, CATALOG, Chaos, Community, Create, hopeful, independent, indie, japanese, NekoCraft, Niche, Obscure, Oshis, pixelated, Platform, Shill, Small, small companies, Thread, Video, Vtubers, worlds

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

acceptance, blocky, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gaming Community, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, McBlockface, minority voices, mvp, Numbers, online harassment, real, representation, Server, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Transgender, transgender rights, video games, WOMAN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	420
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

Alternate Reality, apocalyptic prophecy, Attack, cern, Conspiracy Theory, countdown, Edition, future prediction, global events, impending doom., impending threat, iran, madness, Mandingo, Mandingo Effect, Minecraft, Rumors, scientific experiments, speculation, time manipulation, Timeline, uncertainty, Warning, world news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!