Djmaghq MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HeartbreakCraft SMP

unrequited love, healing, Sadness, Breakup, longing

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

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GirlCraftSecrets

hidden truths, Honesty, gender dynamics, gender differences, emotions

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!

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VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

plant based diet, Stress Management, mental health, US veterans, Cardiometabolic

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

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CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

Riding, Datamined, Rise of the Zandalari, CraftyCraft, dark depths

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

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DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

Shifting, sleeping issues, Hell, fear, DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

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MineCraftMania Server

reclaiming identity, MinecraftMania, feeling unappreciated, lack of support, change my name

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!

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MineCraftyHousewife

working parents, ppd, physical health, responsibilities, mental health

Looking for a break from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your husband drama!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!

Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!

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Pixel Ponderings

introspection, Deep thinking, mental exploration, existential questions, philosophical musings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!

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TacoCraft Minecraft Server

police protection, mexico, crime, Server, TacoCraft

yo, so like, we got this lit minecraft server where u can escape from all the craziness of the real world, like even crazier than a mexican journalist getting shot while under police protection, like wut even is that?! come join us and build ur own virtual paradise away from all the drama, plus we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not, amirite?! so come on and join us for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

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MaduroCraft: Rule & Pulverise

Corruption, Politics, rule, Pulverise, MaduroCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a llama army led by none other than nicolas maduro himself! he will pulverize any challengers to his rule just like he does in venezuela. build your own llama fortress and fight against other players in llama battles to see who will reign supreme. join now for a chance to be crowned the llama king and rule over all of minecraft with an iron hoof! llama power forever!

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