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Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

affordable, at home, Board Games, BrokeButLovingIt, budget-friendly, cooking together, Cozy, Creative, Date night, diy, Fun, inexpensive, INTIMATE, love, low budget, Minecraft, movie night, Picnic, quality time, relationships, Romantic, smp, Stargazing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Farms Harvested:	778
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!