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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3132 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 70 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.