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Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	9117
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1037
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	902	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	5092
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	1124

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!