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HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4833	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.

Mika’s Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal communication, black stallion, console gaming, Equestrian, Fascinating story, friendship, Gaming Community, girl protagonist, horse training, horse whisperer, horseback riding, immersive experience, MIKA, Mikas, Minecraft, New Release, ps5 game, Quest, Server, storytelling, video game, virtual world, windstorm

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Mika, the ultimate horse whisperer! Watch as she attempts to befriend the legendary black stallion, Windstorm, in a quest filled with drama, suspense, and lots of hay. Who needs a PS5 game when you can experience the thrill of taming wild horses in our virtual world? Join now for a chance to ride off into the sunset with your very own majestic steed!

WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, conservative echo chamber, conservative echo chamber masters, democrats, echo chamber, Masters, Minecraft, Npcs, smp, Upset, upset conservatives, upset over being called weird, upset over word weird, weird, WeirdoWarrior, word weird

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old conservative echo chambers where they get triggered over the word “weird”? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things weird and wacky! Our players are so unique, even the NPCs are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to build insane creations and make friends with the quirkiest players around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

LottoWinnerMC SMP

Charity, dream home, dreams, EXCITEMENT, family, financial freedom, Friends, Generosity, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lifestyle, Lottery, LottoWinnerMC, luxury, MONEY, Planning, shopping, smp, splurging, travel, winning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about winning the lottery because we have a secret in-game lottery where you can win diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon! Imagine rolling up to your friends’ bases on a dragon, they’ll be so jealous they’ll be begging to join our server.

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure hunt every week where players have to solve riddles and puzzles to find the ultimate prize – a chest full of rare items that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have weekly events like spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a yearly Ender Dragon fight where the winner gets their own personal army of zombie pigmen to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

CraftyCrazeLuxury

appreciation, aspirations, basic needs, Childhood, CraftyCrazeLuxury, dreams, economic hardship, financial struggles, Gratitude, humble beginnings, life experiences, luxury, material possessions, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, POVERTY, scarcity, simple pleasures, social status, upbringing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury for those who grew up poor in the blocky world! Join us and experience the opulence of diamond-encrusted pickaxes, golden apples falling from the sky, and a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks! Who needs a dirt hut when you can have a castle fit for a Minecraft king or queen? So come on down and upgrade your Minecraft lifestyle to the ultimate level of extravagance!

HebAttack Minecraft Server

Ally, Austin, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HebAttack, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Protection, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, threat response, U.S

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible!

BlastCraft – Boom Town Bonanza

BlastCraft, bonanza, boom, TOWN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2627	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4088
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are just part of the fun! witness the chaos of a loud blast heard in our virtual world, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! build your own crazy creations and survive the madness with your friends. who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop excitement?! join now for a blast of a time!