New Minecraft Servers 2025

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DJ Coxy Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1099
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2669
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ores Mined: 8684 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7745
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1649
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

    But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

    And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

    Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

    Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHubbyCutback

    CraftyHubbyCutback
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 321
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

    Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

    Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

    So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLove30

    BlockyLove30
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3067
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Towns Built: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

    SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1333
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 391980
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

    But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

    And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

    Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2869
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magic Items Found: 4545
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vexlaris

    Vexlaris
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4283
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1446 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

    Hangout Haven Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9717
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Enchantments Applied: 226
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8154 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 531
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFDriverSeatOops

    GFDriverSeatOops
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7802
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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