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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Votes:	144
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Farms Harvested:	796	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	820

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	630169	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	105
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8416	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8978	Love Letters Sent:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!