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SoberCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	4354
Players Killed by Monsters:	1850	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	168

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ores Mined:	7284
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3206
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4051	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8529	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	4381
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!