| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5826 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2284 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7774 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
join this server and u can be a part of the mystery, man! maybe u’ll find aliens or some crazy space treasure. or maybe u’ll just build a sick space base and chill with ur homies. who knows, bro? the possibilities are endless on this wacky server from outer space. so come on, join us and let’s explore the unknown together! 🚀🌌👽
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1076 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the SMP community? | Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address and start exploring! |
| What kind of minigames are available on the server? | We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars. |
| Is there a trailer for the server? | Yes, you can watch the trailer by following the provided link. |
| How can I stay updated with server news and events? | Visit our website for all the latest announcements and community updates. |
| Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition? | Yes, you can connect to bedrock.minearchy.com with the specified port. |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7060 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participating in epic dance battles with creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3600 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7568 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1382 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8007 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!
JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3918 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!
we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.
so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2383 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.
so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.
