dizmew Minecraft Servers

dizmew Minecraft Servers

  • DeadbeatDadWifeDrama

    DeadbeatDadWifeDrama
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5650
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Meet our players, the brother and sister duo who have a deadbeat dad that resurfaced after 18 years of evading child support. Will they reconcile with their father and his new family? Or will they continue to roast him and his wife like a perfectly cooked porkchop?

    Witness the epic showdown between the siblings and their father’s wife, who tries to guilt trip them into accepting their new sibling. Will they stand their ground and refuse to acknowledge the new family member? Or will they cave under the pressure and welcome the innocent child into their virtual family?

    Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wild adventure – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderlessBloc Minecraft Server

    BorderlessBloc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7295
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ores Mined: 6278
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy political drama? well, do i have the server for u!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur in the middle of a showdown between the Hungarian government and Brussels. they’re arguing about easing entry requirements for Russian and Belarusian players, like wut?? but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games.

    join our server for the most insane and hilarious political shenanigans u can imagine. build ur own border-free travel zone and defend it against crazy invaders. u never know what’ll happen next on this wild ride of a server.

    so come on, join us and be a part of the chaos. who knew minecraft could be so political? let’s make blocky borders great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BullyCraft: XL Doggone Disaster

    BullyCraft: XL Doggone Disaster
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 9341
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Votes: 3764 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Potions Brewed: 57
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where XL bullies and killer dogs roam the streets. on our server, u can build ur own safe haven away from the madness and create a world where u are the boss. join us now and avoid getting caught in the crossfire of a man-eating XL bully and a trigger-happy police force. trust us, it’s safer in our minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuintillionthCraft: Freeze Time Server

    QuintillionthCraft: Freeze Time Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4572
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9190 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Animals Bred: 50 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we got da world’s fastest microscope dat freezes time at 1 quintillionth of a second! like bruh, u can see dem pixels freeze in mid-air like dey caught in a time warp or sumthin.

    we got physicists at da University of Arizona workin on dis crazy tech, makin sure u can see every single block freeze in real time. imagine playin minecraft and u seein dem creepers freeze in mid-explosion, like WHAT?!

    so come join our server and experience da mind-blowing power of freeze time technology. u won’t find dis anywhere else, cuz we da only ones crazy enough to make it happen. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so what u waitin for? join now and witness da magic of freeze time microscopy in action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EclipseMc – Where Creeper hugs are free but Diamonds cost extra!

    EclipseMc – Where Creeper hugs are free but Diamonds cost extra!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Towns Built: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Enchantments Applied: 210

    New Minecraft Servers

    EclipseMC Server Overview

    Server Name EclipseMC
    Version 1.21
    IP Address eclipsemc.top:25565
    Discord Join Discord

    Features:

    • Free starter pack
    • Shop (/shop)
    • Mobs with levels + money drop
    • Teleportation commands (/tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle)
    • Set multiple homes with /sethome, teleport with /home

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I use RedProtect plugin? Join our Discord server and check #announcement for a guide.
    Is there a PvP (Player vs. Player) area? Yes, we have a designated PvP arena for players to battle.
    How can I get help if I encounter issues on the server? Contact an admin or moderator in-game, or ask for assistance in our Discord server.
    Are there any special events or competitions on the server? We host regular events and contests for players with rewards for winners.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDestinyMC Server

    CraftyDestinyMC Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4387
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Animals Bred: 126 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ores Mined: 5565

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Curse of Osiris? Look no further, because our server is the Final Shape of all Minecraft servers!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.

    Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MogMaster Minecraft SMP

    MogMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7627
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magic Items Found: 1247
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBlingCraft

    BlockBlingCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7815
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Farms Harvested: 837 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 3058

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

    Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

    So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKyivDronez

    CraftyKyivDronez
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 407 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • PostMenopausalCraft

    PostMenopausalCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3202
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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