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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 592 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 264 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!
