Divorce Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, aita, assault, bad credit, CAR, Cheating, college tuition, DadCraft, Divorce, father’s cancer treatment, finance, financial abuse, GoFundMe, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, refusing to pay, savings, Server, Siblings, stomach cancer, tax returns, treatment costs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1048	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Votes:	3919	Mines Excavated:	4708
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad’s credit score? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life, just like this guy escaped his dad’s financial schemes.

With epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll forget all about family drama and focus on building your dream world. Plus, who needs to worry about paying for cancer treatments when you can be battling zombies and creepers instead?

Join now and leave your real-life problems behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

RentCraft: Adulting Edition

adult children, adulting, charging rent, child support, Divorce, Edition, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, Full time work, generational differences, groceries, household expenses, household supplies, Living at home, long-term planning, parental expectations, parental support, personal expenses, RentCraft, retirement savings, social assistance, Utilities

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft world where your adult children refuse to pay rent and threaten to quit their jobs just to avoid contributing to household expenses? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.

With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?

GFNoKidsAllowedServer

aita, behind her back, Believing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, Divorce, Drama, exwife, Furniture, gf, GFNoKidsAllowedServer, insurance, Kids, mail, parenting, relationships, ski holiday, Storage, XMAS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	251
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and legal battles as you navigate through the turbulent divorce of our players.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ski holiday with your virtual kids and ex-wife, all expenses paid! Just make sure to check with your in-game girlfriend first, or face the wrath of her epic meltdowns.

But wait, there’s more! Attend couples therapy sessions in-game, where your partner may or may not show up. Will you find resolution, or will you end up in virtual storage, hoarding all your belongings for the inevitable breakup?

Join now for a chance to experience the insanity of relationships, drama, and mail-opening confrontations like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

amicable divorce, career advancement, custody, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Family Support, financial hit, financial impact, high income, job promotion, long distance, Minecraft, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Relocation, relocation benefits, remote work, Server, support system, Tension, texas, Twins

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of divorce and job relocations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about real-life responsibilities.

Join us and build a virtual support system with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and divorce. Need a break from the chaos? Take a virtual vacation to our pixelated paradise and let your creativity run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that supports your decision to stay in Texas during a divorce, even if it means taking a financial hit? Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own virtual kingdom?

DadTatDrama

Bonding, Cheating, DadTatDrama, Divorce, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, keeping the peace, lightsaber, matching tattoos, meaningful tattoo, obligation to family, sibling tattoo, sibling tattoo design, Star Wars, tattoo artist, tattoo design, watercolor effect

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, cheating scandals, and matching Star Wars lightsaber tattoos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a messy divorce between two NPCs, complete with phone call arguments and tearful goodbyes. But wait, there’s more! Your dad NPC suddenly asks for a matching tattoo in the same spot as yours, causing your sister NPC to give you a look that says “WTF is happening?”. Will you design the tattoo for him and keep the peace, or will you tell him to buzz off and start a whole new drama on the server?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, where the drama never stops and the tattoos are always a hot topic. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and questionable tattoo decisions? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

BlockyLove: Digging for Diamonds in a Sexless Marriage

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, coping, counseling, diamonds, Digging, Divorce, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, Intimacy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Marriage Struggles, mental health, personal growth, relationships, self-care, sexless, sexless marriage, Therapy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of living in a sexless marriage but can’t divorce because your spouse is actually a rare breed of Minecraft player who can’t survive without you? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the virtual prison of your sexless marriage by building your dream world filled with pixelated love and adventure. Who needs real intimacy when you can have virtual blocky fun with a community of fellow players who understand your struggle? Say goodbye to your sexless marriage woes and hello to a new world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start building a new life where the only thing you’ll be married to is your love for Minecraft!

DreamCraft: One Child Wonder

Alone Time, anxiety, Attention, child, children, Communication, Decision making, depression, Divorce, DreamCraft, Family Planning, Lifestyle, Marriage, mental health, miscarriage, one and done, Pregnancy, proactive plan, Resources, SSRIs, Support, travel

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pregnancy and the importance of mental health? Look no further! Join our server for a supportive community that knows the pains of miscarriage and the joys of being one and done.

Our server is perfect for those who have gone through the rollercoaster of emotions that come with pregnancy and are looking for a place to escape and have fun. We offer a safe space for players to share their experiences and bond over their shared journey.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our “SSRIs for Survival” program, where we provide proactive mental health support for those who need it. And don’t worry about your husband throwing a tantrum – we’ve got plenty of couches for him to sleep on while you enjoy the game!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of being one and done, without any judgment or pressure to conform to societal expectations. Who needs multiples when you can have a whole community of supportive players by your side? Join us now and let’s game on!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyLove, Deception, Divorce, emotional affair, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, love, Marriage, Minecraft, physical affair, private investigator, relationships, Secrets, Server, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5129	Void Gems Collected:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of being played like a fool in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from the betrayals of the real world and focus on building your dream virtual world.

Just like how your wife’s drum teacher had a secret affair, our server is full of hidden treasures and surprises waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even find a secret love affair between two villagers in our virtual village!

Join us now and let go of all the real-life drama. Build, explore, and create your own story in a world where the only affair you need to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe.

LoanCraft Minecraft Server

college degree, college tuition, community college, complaining, DEBT, Divorce, family dynamics, federal loans, financial burden, ill informed, LoanCraft, loans, Minecraft, parents, personal finance, sallie mae, Server, Siblings, stress, student loans, unfair situation, ungrateful

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	98
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and join a community of players who understand your struggles!

Join us and build your dream world, where college tuition is paid for by magical unicorns and loans are repaid with diamonds. Our server is a place where siblings never borrow money from each other and parents always communicate openly about financial matters.

Don’t worry about signing up for loans here, because in our virtual world, education is free and debt is just a myth. Explore our server and discover a land where fairness reigns and stress melts away like snow in the Nether.

So come on in and leave your real-life worries behind. Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where loans are a thing of the past and unicorns roam free. See you in the game!

DivorceCraft: Grandson’s Truth

Affair, BETRAYAL, Communication, difficult conversations, Divorce, DivorceCraft, emotional impact, family counseling, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Values, Generational conflict, grandchildren, Grandsons, Honesty, moral dilemmas, parenting, parenting choices, relationships, Trust, Truth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride. Join us and witness the epic saga of Kim, her cheating scandal, and the fallout with her son Ryan. Will they reconcile? Will there be a dramatic showdown in the virtual world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else! Join now for a front-row seat to the most outrageous Minecraft server experience of your life!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	246
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	345804	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3198	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!