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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 461 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?