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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9173 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
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