CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4394	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Votes:	8415	New Chunks Explored:	271762

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	190
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Votes:	186	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, 94222966, Kingdoms, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	7574
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, blood stains, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, domestic responsibilities, household chores, hygiene, laundry habits, marital disputes, menstrual cup, menstrual cycle, menstrual products, period underwear, personal habits, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship conflict, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	879021
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3561	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	6851	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

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