DIVISIVE Minecraft Servers

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  • HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

    Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateLove Minecraft Server

    HateLove Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the misfits and rebels out there who love things that others absolutely hate.

    Join our server and build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat, because why not? Or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and ends with a splash in a pool of slime. The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community of players who embrace the weird and wonderful.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual “Ugly House” competition, where players compete to build the ugliest house possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow sheep and a pet zombie named Bob.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded individuals, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a love for something you never knew you had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dark Maga’s Mine

    Dark Maga’s Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – D A R K M A G AARKMAGA! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of magical llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft sorcery. They can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and ride around on flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold!

    2. The spawn point on our server is actually a portal to another dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. You can build your dream house out of chocolate bars and marshmallows. Just watch out for the gummy bear mobs!

    3. We have a secret underground city on the server where players can engage in epic battles against giant spiders and evil wizards. The loot is insane, with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in PvP.

    4. Our server has a custom mini-game called “Llama Racing” where players can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. It’s like Mario Kart, but with more fur and spit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join D A R K M A G AARKMAGA today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateWatchersUnited

    HateWatchersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the movie that everyone hates, but you love! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing diamond armor! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying cows, and dancing creepers. It’s like a bizarre movie that no one understands, but you can’t help but love it! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateCakeLoveCookies

    HateCakeLoveCookies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not liking the most popular dessert in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who hate the same dessert as you! That’s right, no more feeling like the odd one out when you join our community of dessert haters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in yourself if you can keep up with their funky moves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy? That’s right, you can literally eat your way through the ground if you get hungry while exploring.

    So come join us on our dessert-hating, breakdancing llama-filled, cotton candy island Minecraft server today! Who needs dessert when you have all this craziness to enjoy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

    DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids! We’ve got OP and ED that will blow your mind, and our community is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DestroyCraft Server

    DestroyCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateSongFaveTuneCraft

    HateSongFaveTuneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. we got diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your butt. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the mystical golden potato. also, the grass is made of cotton candy and the water is actually liquid chocolate. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

    ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of political drama and legal shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only charges being thrown around are fire charges in PvP battles! Our elections are so fair, even Putin would be impressed – no rigged votes here, just pure block-placing fun. Plus, our community is so chill, you won’t have to worry about anyone creating charges out of thin air against you. So come on, join us and leave the real world craziness behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Non-Political Minecraft Server

    Non-Political Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

    So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP