DIVISIVE Minecraft Servers

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  • BiasedQsEvery20-MinecraftSMP

    BiasedQsEvery20-MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya know? We got llamas riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s lit, trust me.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And our admin? Oh man, let me tell you about our admin. He once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Legend says he can tame Ender Dragons with just a wink.

    So why should you join this server? Well, because where else are you gonna find a server where the cows can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s build some epic structures and cause some chaos together. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperMacarena

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Space Odyssey 1.20.6

    Crafted Space Odyssey 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

    Imagine building your own virtual world where you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most epic structures ever seen in the digital realm.

    But wait, there’s more! You can also team up with other players to go on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and conquer dungeons together.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that this server has the dankest memes and the most epic pranks that will leave you crying with laughter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a virtual world like no other! Let’s get this party started, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditHatesILove Minecraft SMP

    RedditHatesILove Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! And another time, someone accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued!

    But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, the coolest ever. They once had a dance-off with a group of skeletons and won by doing the floss dance! And get this, every Friday night they host a massive fireworks show where they spell out “JOIN THIS SERVER” in the sky with different colored fireworks. It’s like, so lit!

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join this server! Reddit may hate it, but who cares what they think? This place is where the real fun is at! Let’s goooooo! ðŸĪŠðŸŽ‰ðŸ”🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

    TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

    But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SubredditHateCraft

    SubredditHateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being on the most hated subreddit? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hate is having to log off! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds that rain from the sky (just watch out for falling anvils)! Join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to eat or sleep, but who needs those anyway?) So say goodbye to the most hated subreddit and hello to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

    Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP