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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mines Excavated:	2573
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	624	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4623	Dragon Eggs Found:	9038
Buildings Constructed:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7413	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Emeralds Found:	1087
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

3.6 million, anti-obesity drug, beneficiaries, Character, ChunkyCraft, eligibility, estimates, health, Healthcare, high body mass index, LOSE, medicare, Medicare beneficiaries, medication, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, Prescription, qualify, semaglutide, statistics, study, Treatment, weight, weight loss

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7405	New Chunks Explored:	898665
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Votes:	3165	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus