BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS
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MAGA Civil WarCraft
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES IS THROUGH A BLOCKY CIVIL WAR! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR PIXELATED BATTLEGROUND, WHERE MAGA REPUBLICANS, RACISTS, AND EXTREME RIGHT-WINGERS FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY! -
CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.
But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!
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HateCrafters: Labour Exodus
so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters! -
RebelCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever play on!Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even mine for diamonds on Mars! That’s right, Elon Musk himself has teamed up with us to bring you the most futuristic Minecraft experience ever.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and trade with intergalactic merchants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just click on the link and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server
Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.
But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!
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BritWitCraft
Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind! -
YeehawCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where America has fallen…literally! Our server is set in a post-apocalyptic world where the entire country of America has crumbled into a giant pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom here!Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant mutant squirrels, battle against zombie presidents, and explore hidden underground bunkers filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises).
Build your own fortress out of melted cheese (because why not?) and team up with other players to form alliances and conquer the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the flying tacos…they bite.
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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af. -
PoliCraft Minecraft Server
Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.
So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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JeetsHateCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and questionable alliances.Ever wonder how /Pol/ managed to convince everyone to hate Jeets in record time? Well, on this server, they’ve taken their psy-op skills to a whole new level. You’ll be amazed at the lengths they’ll go to in order to stir up drama and chaos.
But that’s not all – our players have also formed alliances with their “slant eyed neighbors” in an attempt to overthrow the powers that be. Will they succeed? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe a few blocks too)!