Division MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Unity Land

society, societal challenges, societal progress, current events, modern times

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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UkrainianLandWars

UkrainianLandWars, TAKEOVER, Ukraine, eastern europe, territorial expansion

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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African Rift United 1.21.2

diaspora, prejudice, black Americans, Colonization, Identity

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server where Africans and black Americans come together to settle their differences in the virtual world? It’s like a crazy social experiment but with blocks and creepers. Join us for some epic battles and see if you can figure out why they hate each other in the first place. It’s a whole new level of drama and chaos, but hey, at least it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll come out of it with a new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant dick-shaped tower. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Victorious Jews 1.21.1

Government, Destruction, influence, power, control

Yo, listen up gamers! America may be over, but this Minecraft server is just getting started! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire in a world where anything is possible.

We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.

Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Mitochondria Division Fun

cellular specialization, cellular division, cellular biology, energy production, cell biology

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where the mitochondria are like, doing a division of labor, bro! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork in the cell, except it’s in minecraft! join us and witness the mitochondria working together in harmony to power up your gaming experience! plus, we have this crazy story where the mitochondria rebelled against the nucleus and took over the server, now they’re the rulers and you gotta join to see what happens next! it’s like a soap opera but with cells, man. so come on, join us and be part of the mitochondria revolution!

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Rebel Rising United 1.21

Politics, Rising, election, United, Democracy

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

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EUunityUnderminedByFico

Czech minister, Division, diplomatic relations, Fico, cooperation

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. you gotta join because, like, Fico and Orban are totally trying to mess with EU unity, but on this server, we’re all about unity and having a good time.

come join us and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, these guys will help you out with anything, from finding diamonds to fighting off creepers.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this epic adventure and show Fico and Orban that we’re all about fun and friendship, not politics and drama. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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CraftyBlockz: Hamas vs PA Showdown

Politics, showdown, leadership, Crisis, Unrest

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where the social fabric is tearing and Hamas is calling for mobilization against the Palestinian Authority… wait, what? nah just kidding, that’s some real life drama, but on our server, we got crazier stuff happening! like pigs flying and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. join us for a laugh and a good time, cuz why not? life’s too short to be serious all the time. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some fun!

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Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

ignorance, Humanity, Empathy, smp, Division

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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TurkeyTrotter Minecraft SMP

Politics, Thanksgiving, rejection, controversial, Division

Are you a Trump supporter feeling left out and unwanted this Thanksgiving? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Trump supporters are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Imagine a world where you can build a giant wall around your base to keep out all the haters, where you can ride around on a MAGA-themed roller coaster, and where you can even have a pet orange cat named Donald Meow!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Trumpkin mob, who will fight by your side in battles against the evil Antifa army. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret bunker hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of gold-plated diamonds!

So why wait? Join our Trump-tastic Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a Trump supporter is anything but unwanted! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain!

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