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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 670 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!