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Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	7873	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!

Nimlot

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, lucky block, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

SMP Gamemodes: – Glitch SMP – Middle School Inufse – Bliss SMP – Armor SMP – And more coming soon

Minigames: – Warden fight – Bedwars – Spleef (in parties only) – TnT Tag – Prop Hunt / Hide and seek

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Tax Romania

Community, Friends, internet, Minecraft, Play, Romania, Server, Survival, Tax, Veronne Romania

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Veronne Romania appears on the internet out of nowhere trying to create a small community with people who want to make friends and play with us.

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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	3606
Emeralds Found:	6905	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6351	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8652	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!