Divination Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Spirit Chat: Roman Literate

Afterlife, Chat, Communication, contacting spirits, Divination, ghostly communication, Literate, literate spirits, mediumship, mysterious communication, occult, Ouija Boards, Paranormal, paranormal activity, Román, Roman alphabet, spirit, spirit communication, Spirit world, Spirits, spiritual communication, spiritualism, Supernatural, supernatural communication

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	2856	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

join dis server if u wanna talk to ghosties who kno how to read and write in english cuz we got dem ouija boards on deck, fam! u can summon ur own personal ghost buddy who can help u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. but be careful, cuz sometimes dey like to play pranks on u by turning all ur blocks into obsidian. but hey, dat just adds to da fun, right? come join da spookiest server around and see if u can outsmart dem ghosties!

The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, BELIEF, Blessing, chance, destiny, Divination, Excellent, fate, fortune, Karma, LUCK, Minecraft, Mystery, number 929143952, numerology, optimism, positivity, prediction, Prophecy, secret, serendipity, smp, superstition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6554	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4598
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	1009	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

OuijaCraft: Kids Edition

Apology, Beliefs, children, Communication, Devil, Divination, Edition, family dynamics, Family Values, Ghosts, Kids, modern parenting, ouija board, OuijaCraft, parenting, Peacekeeping, Possession, raising children, religious beliefs, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, Twins

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	810
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning spirits with a Ouija board? Look no further! Join our server for a spooky good time that will have you questioning reality (and your sanity) in no time.

Our server is so crazy, even our neighbor Mallory would be shook! She might warn you about dangerous spirits, but we say bring it on! Who needs peace when you can have possession, am I right?

And don’t worry, we don’t believe in ghosts either. We’re just here for the fun and chaos. So come join us and see if you can summon a ghost while building the most epic Minecraft castle ever. And hey, if things get too spooky, just remember – it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have liquid slime with glitter for those who dare to be extra fabulous. See you on the server, if you dare!

BabyBanWedding2021

activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Star Shards Collected:	77	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7735
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.

But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	955160

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Animals Bred:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Chimeras Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	326	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	7579
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	2059	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	3614	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2216
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Star Shards Collected:	184	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!