But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!
Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.
Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?
With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?
So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!
Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.
Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!
Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.
Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night, and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing llamas, it’s wild!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s TPS, but who cares about that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in game, my fellow blockheads! #minecraft4lyfe #lolz #crazysmpfun 🤪🎮🔥
Join us for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the trees are made of candy canes, and where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (okay, maybe not hugs, but they won’t blow you up at least).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or participate in a dance-off with a group of zombie villagers? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him (spoiler alert: he’s hiding in a secret underground chicken palace).
So come on down to our Minecraft server and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows, you might just meet the strangest person you’ve ever encountered…or become the strangest person yourself!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Cobblemon Mod | Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community! |
| Social Gameplay | Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players. |
| Global Trade System (GTS) | Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline. |
| 100% Free Battlepass | We feature our own Battlepass where you earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon. Earn enough exp and you will level up your Battlepass and receive rewards! |
| Community-Focused Events | From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out! |
| In game proximity voice chat | For those that like to use it, we offer an optional in game proximity voice chat so that you can easily chat with those around you! |
| Custom Modpack | We have our own Cobblemon Vanilla+ style modpack which expands on the vanilla experience without drastically changing it. The modpack is installed with just 1 click as we wanted to make sure it’s so easy to install that even someone who has never touched a mod before can do it. |
| Aether Mod | To add to the exploration of our world we run the Aether mod, a mod which allows you to explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether. |
| Unique Player Loot | Loot on our server is unique to you, this means that no matter when you join, even if all chests have been looted by others, once you open that chest unique loot will be generated just for you. So it is never too late to join! |
| Serene Seasons Mod | As you play you will slowly experience various seasons, Spring all the way to Winter. Leaves will change color, snow will fall, and then it repeats, keeping the world feeling alive! |
| Active Discord server | Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server! |
Q: What is Cobblemon SMP?
A: Cobblemon SMP is a Minecraft server that combines the elements of Pokémon with Minecraft, allowing players to catch and battle Cobblemon.
Q: How do I join the server?
A: To join our server, please click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Q: Is the server modded?
A: Yes, we have our own custom Cobblemon Vanilla+ style modpack that enhances the gameplay experience without drastically changing it.
Q: Are there community events on the server?
A: Yes, we host various community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences to keep players engaged and entertained.
Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?
A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with each other, even when they’re offline.
And get this, our mods are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their rainbow tails. It’s like a freaking fairy tale up in here, except with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time. So come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Can you outsmart the ghost and reclaim their lost loot?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special feature where players can pay tribute to their fallen enemies by building elaborate monuments in their honor. Will you create a towering statue or a hilarious memorial made entirely of dirt blocks?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional griefing incident). See you in the afterlife…I mean, on the server!
On our server, you’ll find pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell jokes (trust us, they’re udderly hilarious). Our friendly community of players will welcome you with open arms and maybe even a virtual hug or two.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a fiery feline with a taste for adventure.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and have a dance party with a creeper? Don’t settle for normal, come join us and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before!