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Royal Crafters 1.21.1
OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now! -
Crafty Invest Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old stocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stocks you’ll be investing in are virtual diamonds and emeralds! Forget about Wall Street, join our server and become a virtual billionaire in no time!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!
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The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
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MineBP Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AS BIG AS UR MOMMA’S FOOT! WE GONNA HAND OUT $7 BILLION TO PLAYERS DIS YEAR CUZ WE EXPANDIN’ OUR OIL OPERATIONS IN DA GAME! U CAN BE DA RICHEST PLAYER IN DA WHOLE BLOCK WORLD AND HAVE A DIAMOND CASTLE BIGGER THAN DA MOON! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN AND RICHES, U SILLY GOOSE! -
AverageLooks Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.
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OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it. -
Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible! -
Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza
Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?
With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?
So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!
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HolyCraft: Where Taking a Stand is a Blocky Adventure!
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and experience a world where Orthodox Priests are actually undercover cops trying to catch players expressing concerns about the Muslim situation! It’s like a dystopian novel come to life in the Minecraft universe!
Don’t worry, you can still confide in our pixelated religious leaders without fear of being snitched on. Unless, of course, they’re secretly working for the virtual police force too…
So come on in and join our server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to uncovering the conspiracy that lies within!
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Dumb Digits Minecraft Server: Bio Fem Thread Thief
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because the digits were taken by some dummy in the bio fem thread is here to save the day!Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and magic bacon that grants you superpowers! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous chicken who likes to steal players’ items and challenge them to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the chicken and reclaim your precious loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join the digits were taken by some dummy in the bio fem thread today for a Minecraft experience like no other!