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  • Divide Conquer MC: Build & Rule!

    Divide Conquer MC: Build & Rule!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⚔️ Welcome to Divide & Conquer SMP! ⚔️

    Divide & Conquer is a fresh server for Roleplay 🛡 and Geopolitics 🌍!

    Join our Discord, make a character, and start your quest today!


    What You Can Do:

      • Create a Character and write your own tale
      • Build a strong Nation
      • Conquer the World!

    Server Features:

      • Powered by Lands plugin 🏞
      • New 25000 x 25000 world 🌍
      • Friendly Staff 🙋‍♂️
      • Balanced Economy 💰
      • AuraSkills ⚔️
      • ChestShops 💰
      • Rich Lore with a war system

    Join our Discord and build a civilization that will last!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tebKnvVmkg

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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are definitely the best, or perhaps the worst, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless Nightmares Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control Minigames Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky Blasphemy Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming Cows Farm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the mysteries of your own mind!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

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  • TrumpCraft: No Divide, Just Annex!

    TrumpCraft: No Divide, Just Annex!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have no divide with trump and we will annex canada for funsies!! build your own igloo and ride polar bears into battle against the evil moose army. collect maple syrup and use it as currency to buy enchanted diamond pickaxes. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join us for a wild ride in the great white north!

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  • The Divide Continues Minecraft SMP

    The Divide Continues Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we navigate through the madness of Kronii pushing everyone to graduate at lightning speed. Rumor has it she’s actually the real mane-chan pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Will you be able to keep up with her antics and survive the craziness of this server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures waiting to be had. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on this SMP. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the chaos. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on this server, the divide between reality and insanity is thinner than a single block of obsidian.

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  • Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

    Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

    the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • Blocky Racial Divide Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racial Divide Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by the color of your pixelated skin in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only judge you based on how many diamonds you can mine in a day! Join us for a chance to prove that your mining skills are more important than your skin color. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So, if you want to be a part of the woolly revolution, come join us now!

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  • GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

    GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

    imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

    plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

    so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

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  • WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

    WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

    Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

    Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

    So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

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  • Crafty Albanian Adventures

    Crafty Albanian Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building the same old boring houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we’re plotting to divide Europa! That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by reenacting historical events in a virtual world.

    Imagine building your own little empire and conquering neighboring lands, all while dodging arrows and battling mobs. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of shqipes (Albanian eagles) to help you along the way.

    But that’s not all! We’ve also got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer Europa together!

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  • SisterSitterGoneWild

    SisterSitterGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting a wild child like the OP’s sister! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with blocky fun and no messy houses in sight.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.

    Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

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