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FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby! -
BrogrammerCraft SMP – Back in the Day when it was all White Men
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the software industry is ruled by a group of eccentric llamas who have mastered the art of coding with their hooves! Forget about boring old white men, these llamas are taking over and they need your help to build their llama empire in the digital realm.But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!
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DeafCraft – Crowned Queen of SA
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got like, a first deaf Miss South Africa crowned after this insane competition. like, she was building the most epic structures without even hearing a creeper sneaking up on her. it was wild, bro. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures in Minecraft history. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Miss Minecraft with your epic building skills. join now and let the madness begin! -
BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where people are constantly being racist? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter what color their pixelated skin is. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s spread love and rainbows in the Minecraft universe! -
InsaneAsylumCraft
come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.
our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.
we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.
join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.
so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.
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HateCraft: Immigrant Integration Edition
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride full of surprises! Our server is like a melting pot of craziness, just like the UK with all them immigrants and natives goin’ at it. When minorities take over, things get real spicy – hate crimes shoot up by 67% and anti-immigration talk goes through the roof by 110%! It’s like a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. So come on and join the fun, you never know what drama will unfold next! -
No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!
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Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.
So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?