join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!
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StraightRainbowCraft
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CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction
join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!
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ZionBlastCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PartyPurgeCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that exclude certain players? Well, look no further! Join our server where EVERYONE is welcome, even if you’re in a wheelchair or have sensory sensitivities!Our server is like a trampoline park for your imagination, where you can bounce around and have a blast without any restrictions. We don’t believe in excluding anyone, so come join the fun and let your creativity soar!
Forget about school policies and boring birthday parties, on our server, everyone is included and everyone can join in on the fun. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
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PotluckPanic: NoNaanNoParty
Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and awkward potlucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!Our server is a safe space where you can escape from micro-aggressions and enjoy building your own virtual world without any unwarranted remarks about your cultural background. Plus, our community is all about embracing diversity, so you can feel free to express yourself however you want.
And if you’re craving some Indian food, don’t worry! Our virtual kitchen has all the chow mein and dhokla you could ever want, without any judgment or entitlement. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can just relax and have fun, no matter where they’re from. Let’s leave the workplace drama behind and craft some epic adventures together!
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HomoCraft: Love is Love
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!
oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!
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AfroCraft: First MP Down
yo yo yo, come join our minecraft server where we got the craziest shenanigans happenin’! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?
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EggscellentSpermCraft
yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?
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PlateCraftersMC
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ in da sky and cows doin’ da macarena. like, u ain’t gonna believe dis shizz until u see it wit yo own eyes. we got creepers dat can do da moonwalk and skeletons dat can breakdance. it’s like a party in da Minecraft world, fam.oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco club where da zombies be droppin’ sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. u can boogie down with da undead while buildin’ epic castles and stuff. it’s lit, yo.
so, if u wanna have a blast and laugh ur butt off, join dis server. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we got free cake. like, who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
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Schoolyard Exodus
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.
But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?
So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?