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HalalCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world! -
PenguinPartyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where even the penguins are getting in on the action! we have a colony of singing penguins who mourn their fallen comrade sphen in a beautiful chorus of sorrow. but don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server too! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love like sphen did. join us now for a wacky and wild time you won’t forget! -
RaceCraft: GF vs DaughterAITA
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Looking for a place to escape and just have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up your house with TNT!Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background. Whether you’re a half Korean warrior or a white wizard, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life issues at the door.
And if you’re worried about keeping secrets from your virtual friends, don’t worry! Our server is all about transparency and honesty. Just make sure to warn your girlfriend before she meets your virtual daughter, or else she might be in for a surprise!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!
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SquareVsRoundCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age-old debate of square vs. round objects is finally settled! Join us as we explore the vast world of Minecraft and discover the truth behind this pressing question.Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to finding the answer to this mind-boggling mystery. We have square pigs, round cows, and even triangular chickens roaming our pixelated landscape. Who knows what other bizarre shapes you’ll encounter on your journey?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure that will reveal the ultimate truth about square vs. round objects. Will you be the one to uncover this ancient secret and claim the title of Shape Master?
So come on, join us on our wacky adventure and let’s settle this debate once and for all! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of shape-shifting surprises?
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GFmadRacismNoCareLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nicknaming is taken to a whole new level! Join us and become part of our unique community where everyone is known by their last name, no matter how outrageous it may be.Are you tired of being called Steve or Alex in every other server? Well, here you can be Black Lastname, Big Lastname, or even Red Lastname if you have red hair (in-game, of course). Embrace your new identity and stand out from the crowd!
Our server is a place where camaraderie and inside jokes reign supreme. Just like in the real world, we have our own version of the “Smith” conundrum, but with a hilarious twist. Who wouldn’t want to be known as Little Lastname if they’re shorter than the “original” or Medium Lastname if they’re just average height?
So, grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures in a world where nicknames are as wild as your imagination. And remember, here at our server, there’s no room for being offended – only room for laughter and good times!
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EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!



