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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5114 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
