Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
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Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!
But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.
Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.
There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.
Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!
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| Server Name | Shacknews Minecraft SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods |
| Server Version | Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack |
| Reset Frequency | Typically once a year |
The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.
A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.
A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.
A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.
A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.
A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect mind-bending puzzles, epic battles, and spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world.
Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness.
Don’t forget to read up on all your EGO and Sinner info, check out our useful resources and general guide, and join our countdown to the next mind-blowing event.
So why wait? Join us on this wild journey and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!
Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!
Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).
Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?
EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| No Towny | Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated. |
| Custom crafting recipes | and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience. |
| Strict rules | against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements. |
Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!