Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!
Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!
But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.
# Welcome to UTMC!
Server Type: Vanilla Whitelisted: Yes Platform: Java Region: NA Age Requirement: 18+
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UTMC is all about that pure vanilla fun! This world is for everyone, whether you love to build big, team up, or just chill. We want fresh faces who are ready to be part of our cozy crew.
### What You Can Do: – Build: Create your dream base. – Explore: Find new lands and secrets. – Roleplay: Live out your stories. – Automate: Make cool farms. – Optimize: Get the best out of your game.
Join us and leave your mark!
### Key Features: – No Map Resets: Your builds stay. – Tight-Knit Community: Make friends. – No Intrusive Rules: Play how you want.
Ready to join? Apply Here