Disturbing Minecraft Servers

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  • CreepyCraft – Tell Me Your Secrets

    CreepyCraft – Tell Me Your Secrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is a spider sneaking up on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter things that will make your skin crawl faster than a creeper about to explode!

    Join us if you want to hear inappropriate jokes from skeletons, have zombies whisper creepy secrets in your ear, and get chased by endermen who just want to give you a hug (or maybe steal your blocks, who knows?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the weirdest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • P I G S K I N G O R E T H R E A D Minecraft SMP

    P I G S K I N  G O R E  T H R E A D  Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take pigskin gore to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your white pigskin gore collection and compete for the title of the ultimate pigskin gore master!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!

    So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelatedNightmares

    PixelatedNightmares

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BarCraftersUnited

    BarCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

    Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

    Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

    Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! πŸ˜‚πŸ”πŸ’ŽπŸ•ΊπŸ»

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SyrianSecretsMC Server

    SyrianSecretsMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

    DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

    And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dirty Minecraft SMP Fuckboy

    Dirty Minecraft SMP Fuckboy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why-Western-Game-Developers-Worship-Minecraft-SMP

    Why-Western-Game-Developers-Worship-Minecraft-SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a secret society of black American game developers who have unlocked the secrets of the Minecraft universe and are now worshipped by all players. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted special powers like the ability to summon a diamond sword-wielding llama to fight by your side. So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?

    Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on, join us if you dare. Just remember, there is no more satanic line in cinema…or on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP