Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.
If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!
Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!
Are they working together to dominate the server, or do they secretly hate each other and are plotting against one another? What are their end goals – to control all the diamonds, or to build the biggest castle in the land?
And don’t forget about the elite players who are in cahoots with the alphabet boys – are they allies or enemies? Maybe they’re all just using each other to climb to the top of the leaderboard!
Join our server and dive into a world of intrigue, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might even uncover some dirt on the higher-ups and cause a power upheaval that will go down in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!
so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!
we got pigs flyin around like they own da place, creepers dancin in da streets, and villagers tradin diamonds for dirt (cuz dey cray cray like dat).
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and u will never run out of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by cows).
so, forget bout all dat political drama and come join us in da land of blocky bliss. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #forgetpolitics
so now, Israel is lookin’ for some new pals to join their Minecraft server. and let me tell u, it’s gonna be lit, fam. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we got this one dude who’s like, the best at PvP. he’s like a ninja, bro. u won’t even see him coming.
so, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and help Israel show Norway who’s boss, then come on down, bro. we’re waitin’ for u. let’s do this!
The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.
But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?
we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥
come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️
so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮
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Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
We will always strive to…
| Rules |
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| No excessively offensive language |
| No politics or other controversial topics |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| Do not disturb other players’ property |
| Do not build too close to other players |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| No advertising |
**FAQs:**
1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
- Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.
2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
- You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.
3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
- While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.
4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
- Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.
5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
- Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.
6. **How often is the server backed up?**
- The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!