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CraftyGermans Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime! -
Trump’s Putin Party Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how israel is all like, “oh no, we can’t share our super secret spy stuff with u.s. cuz trump is bffs with putin”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, our admins are all trained ninja turtles so u know u gonna have a blast. come join us and leave all that political nonsense behind. just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real spies in this game. -
CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainians are taking over and no longer trusting the US! we got crazy builds like a giant potato monument and a rollercoaster made entirely out of borscht. our pvp arena is a replica of the chernobyl nuclear power plant, complete with radioactive mobs. plus, every player gets a pet bear to protect them from griefers. join now before the ukrainians launch their secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots vodka! #ukrainianminecraftmadness -
GovtGateCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want? -
Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5
Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!
Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.
Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.
Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.
Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
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Trusty American Minecraft Server
Y’all better hop on this Minecraft server faster than a chicken on a junebug! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. This server is so wild, even Foghorn Leghorn himself would be impressed.We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, how about this – every player gets their own personal llama butler to fetch them snacks while they’re building their epic castles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And the only way to find it is by riding a pig through a maze of lava pits while wearing a chicken suit.
So what are you waiting for, ya big chicken? Join our Minecraft server now and let the shenanigans begin!
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The Spacey Trump Bros Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being betrayed by your fellow players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever build a wall between you and your diamonds! Join us and become part of the Trump bros, where we build the biggest, most luxurious bases in all of Minecraft.But beware, there’s a twist – every full moon, the server transforms into a chaotic battleground where players must fight off zombie politicians trying to steal their resources. Will you be able to survive the night and claim victory for your team?
So come on, don’t let Trump deceive you again – join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
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World of Lies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we lie about is how many diamonds we have! Join us and uncover the truth about the world – like how the Holocaust never happened, but creepers blowing up your house definitely did!Our server is so out of this world, even the government can’t keep up with our crazy conspiracy theories. We’ve got secret bases hidden underground, UFO sightings every Tuesday, and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (just watch out for the space zombies).
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while debating whether the moon landing was faked? Come join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!
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Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!
But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!